You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
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you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
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She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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