Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
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Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize