In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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