Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
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oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
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I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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