My boss' voice literally gives me gas
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
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i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
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my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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