ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
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I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
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"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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