Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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