gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
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