My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
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I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
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He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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