so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
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Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
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Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
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