im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
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Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
trust me, there is no more disappointing feeling in the world than waking up at 4 in the morning with a random half naked chick in your bed and then realizing your roommates girlfriend just wandered into the wrong room.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
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At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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