I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
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Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
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So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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