Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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