Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
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My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
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You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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