i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
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He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
She just locked herself in the bedroom with an unopened bottle of wine and a steak knife. Unfortunately for her fingers, I stopped giving a fuck two hours ago.
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my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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