Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Slut skills are useful in every country.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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