If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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