i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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