Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
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they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
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