Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
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I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
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You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
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