new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
please don't ironically join a cult
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