just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
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Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
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You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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