Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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