Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
Randomize
