I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
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