Sponge bath it is.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
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