are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
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he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
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VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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