I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Church boner. Awkwardddd
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I just threw up in the bushes and my gardener started clapping...
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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