i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
We don't watch enough power rangers
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
My arms in a cast, how am I supposed to have sex with only one hand?
more importantly I need two hands to eat pie
Ladies don't puke and tell
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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