normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
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High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
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wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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