Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
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She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
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finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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