Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
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we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
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I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
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I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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