quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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