Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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