ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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