Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
At chipotle, there's a bachelorette party starting out the night here, i'm going to let you imagine what the bride to be looks like
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
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