You just made me feel so damn special
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
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On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
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I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
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I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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