I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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