It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
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Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
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It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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