i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
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Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
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You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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