I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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