If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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