do herpes really smell.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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