I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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