fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Soap is not a condiment
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
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I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
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Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
Auto correct isn't even working for how drunk you are
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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