Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
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I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
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Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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