I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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