Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
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