The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
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She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
Do you know my vagina holds 14 pints of water?
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
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Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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