She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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