The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
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And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
3pm strippers are depressing
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Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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