I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
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Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
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I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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