I was so drunk I accidentally put in two tampons.
I tried to talk you out of it. You were worried about alcohol being a blood thinner.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
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she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
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And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Note to self:A blacklight toga party at a frat house is a bad idea. Some things cannot be unseen
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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