if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
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I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
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For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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